["I've got this in the bag!", he thinks proudly to himself. He does politely turn around to take off his towel and sinks into the hot spring waters. Now Kotarou was a pervert, but still gentlemanly enough to not show off his full package up front. While she was knight, Kotarou couldn't forget that Saber was still a lady. Plus it'd be embarrassing for her to see his unmentionables right away! There had to be build up and flair for this kind of thing! (And he was also really embarrassed about it.)

But if Saber chooses to look, then she'd get view of his butt... And honestly, it's a nice ass that he has back there. He lets out a very relaxed sigh before swimming over to Saber's side.]

Here in Japan, we've got a little thing that we like to call "skinshipping". Whenever two people are in a hot spring, they must bare their hearts and bodies to each other. It's a little awkward, but it definitely works for deepening a bond between two people.

[There was some truth to this statement, but Kotarou had a habit of stretching truths if it conveniences him. This was for the greater good and boobs in his eyes!]

So how about I scrub your back for starters? You've gotta have some sore spots wearing all of that armor and all, so I can even turn it into a back massage if you want.